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twopons: buy one, get one free offers across all categories

moopons: milk, ice cream, yogurt, butter, all things dairy

loopons: toilet tissue, soap, shampoo, various bathroom products

whew!pons: air fresheners, deodorizers, mouthwash, inner soles "odor eaters"

ah-choo!pons (or flupons): over the counter cold/allergy medicine, flu medicine, tissues, pain relievers

goochie-goopons: baby food, diapers, wipes, pacifiers, anything baby

eeew!pons: toilet bowl cleaner, anti-bacterial gel, grease and stain fighters, scum removal-products for really nasty clean-ups

zoopons: all pet foods, cat litter, pet grooming…could also include animal crackers

cockadoodledoopons: anything morning-related like cereal, coffee, juices, frozen waffles, toothpaste, shampoo, etc.

brewpons: beers and hard ciders

loseafewpons: anything diet-related, low carb alternatives, shakes, bars, etc.

getacluepons: how-to, self improvement products

rendez-vouspons: discounts you’d use on a date, at a restaurant, or for meals you’d prepare for two at home, like a 2-pack of frozen chicken cordon bleu

drive-thrupons: fast food savings or pizza delivery

booboopons: band-aids, Neosporin, antiseptics, ointments, ice packs or heat packs

taboopons: sexy products like fragrances, condoms, scented candles, lubricants

gurupons: savings on yoga classes, stretch clothing, all-natural products, granola, herbal, homeopathic stuff

frou-froupons: margarita mix, frozen daiquiri flavors, marshmallows, frivolous but fun items as in "frou-frou drink"